Facts that Ruff announced at the start of each episode:
- He wants to be the best guitar player in the universe.
- If he were stuck on an island, he'd rather have his guitar than food.
- He estimates that he has over one million freckles.
- He is an MVP in basketball and hockey.
- He's never hurt himself playing hockey, except for a broken arm.
- He can do a fine Irish accent.
- He regrets having to try hot peppers.
- His ears ache when his 10-year-old sister, Laurel, sings.
- He thinks the dentist room smells bad.
- He hates asparagus.
- He can do a backflip.
- He really likes tubing.
- He loves waffles.
- He likes singing in the shower.
- He loves chocolate chip ice cream.
- He knows a little French.
- He loves to get up really early in the morning.
- He wants to be a really tall FBI agent and a rock star.
- He has a cat named Sam who just sits around and does nothing.